The Big Weigh-In

We all know that your weight is a serious business. Especially in January. But we’ve found a lighter way of looking at things which is just as well considering that every bottle of wine you consumed on New Year’s Eve equated to something in the region of two Big Macs.
Allow us to present the Animal and Celebrity weighing scales.
These two genius gadgets won’t tell you your actual weight – that would be far too depressing.
Instead, they measure the load in either ducks, rabbits and the odd horse or celebrities ranging from Gizmo the Gremlin and Mother Teresa to King Kong and Mr T.
And while losing a couple of ducks may be the equivalent to dropping a dress size, rid yourself of Hulk Hogan and it’s time to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Besides, the reaslisation that you need to shift a small cat is way better psychologically than the fact that you’ve gained a kilo or two. Unless of course, said cat happens to be Garfield after one too many Krispy Kremes.
For best results use in conjunction with exercise and a calorie controlled diet.
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