Chanel Mushroom
If you still turn green with envy when you spot a fashion rival’s jade-painted talons
If the sight of them alone is the visual equivalent of hearing them scrape down a blackboard
If you’re secretly fantasising about ripping off her extensions one by one
You have three options:
A Get a grip
B Consider anger management therapy
C Put the little green monster to bed once and for all and make sure you land a pot of Chanel’s new must-have Mushroom shade, hitting the shelves of Selfridges from 29 January.
We’re talking agaricus bisporus with lavender undertones as opposed to red and white spotted toadstool-tastic and it truly is a beautiful thing.
It was first spotted on the fingertips of Lily Allen walking Chanel’s Spring / Summer 2010 catwalk show but we predict another sellout so get in line.

Wait-list orders can be taken at Selfridges on 020 7318 2372