Some men (lets start on a traditional and somewhat sexist note) choose to take a first date to a flashy, overpriced venue; perhaps a hotel bar, a staggeringly expensive restaurant possibly filled with bankers, their dates and all of their respective pinstriped friends. While impressive this is not always the ideal way to romance your chosen paramour. Beach Blanket Babylon, although ostentatious in dcor, is a fantastical place full of mysterious passages and dark nooks to seduce your date. And it is worth the money.
The roaring lions head, as you walk in, is magnificent; the lighting emitted from the candelabras on every table is bewitching and parking your behind on one of their grand, baroque chairs makes you feel as though you should nip to the loos, draw on a carefully placed beauty spot and return sporting a white wig; the whole feel of this restaurant/bar is lustrous, evocative and deeply, deeply satisfying.

And even when I set my martini glass down on one of their pristine white table cloths leaving a perfect blackcurrant ring (to my horror) the staff were so generous, even cracking a joke or two, that they seemed impervious to my embarrassment at having run off at first. A gracious person should of course always admit their wrongdoings. I, on the other hand was too tanked up on beautifully concocted Martinis to realise my fault and in turn their gracious response. At this point I should mention that the cocktails at this joint are delicious and expertly made, La Vie en Rose is a particular favourite but there is a long list to choose from.
Can this place do no wrong I hear you ask? It did strike me as a little smaller than I was expecting, this meant that the crowd at the bar spilled unwittingly into the dining area. Saturday nights are obviously heaving with young professionals on dates or looking for one. No depressing credit crunch effect here.
If you want to be smart, come here on a date, make sure it is a cold night and reserve the delightful table for two next to the fire upstairs, move to the bar after titillating conversation over your meal. Your date will soon be quivering in your arms. And if the conversation starts to ebb away, well there is always the elaborate decor to gaze at instead.
Beach Blanket Babylon West
45 Ledbury Road, Notting Hill, W11 2AA (020 7229 2907)
Average cost First course £12, Mains £20.
What to order? Start with the smoked salmon potato pancake with salmon caviar and sour cream, then try the fillet of beef with garlic sauted spinach and roast tomato and green peppercorn sauce for pudding red wine poached pear with crme fresh and shortbread.
Tipples Go for the Jimmy Choo Martini with green apples and vodka or house cocktail: the porn star martini, a classic blend of vanilla vodka and passion fruit with a shot of champagne on the side.
Spotted Naomi Campbell, Tom Ford and Mario Testino are having their Christmas parties here.